Jokes Menu - Series 4

Just A Year to Live

The doctor told him:

"I'm so sorry. I've double checked the results. You only have a year to live.

He was shaken, but he managed to ask:

"Is there anything that can be done?"

The doctor answered:

"There's absolutely nothing that can be done medically, but I do have some suggestions you might want to consider."

Desperately he said:

"Doctor. I'll do anything. Just tell me what to do."

The doctor nodded, and replied:

"Go out an buy yourself a 1977 Dodge pickup truck."

"Get married to the ugliest woman you can find."

"Then move with her into a trailer park in the Oklahoma panhandle."

Shocked, he asked:

"Doctor, how is that going to make me live longer."

The doctor shook his head sadly and said:

"It won't. But it will make this next year seem to last forever."