Jokes Menu - Series 4

A Mighty Wind

An old woman went into her doctor's office and confessed to an embarrassing problem. "I pass wind all the time, Dr. Johnson, but fortunately it is soundless there's no odor. In fact since I've been in here I've farted at least twenty times. What can I do?"

"Here's a prescription Mrs. Barker," the doctor said. "Take one of these pills three times a day for the next seven days and come back and see me in a week."

The next week an upset Mrs. Barker marches into Dr. Johnson's office.

"Doctor, I don't know what was in those pills, but the problem is worse! I'm farting just as much, they're still soundless, but now they smell terrible! What do you have to say for yourself?!?"

"Calm down Mrs. Barker," said the doctor soothingly. "Now that we've fixed your sinuses, we'll work on your hearing."