Jokes Menu - Series 4

Justifiable Homicide

She carefully explained to the jury why she had killed her husband with the poker.

- I had just gotten out of bed on my 40th birthday. He was still lying in the bed.

- I stood in front of the mirror, naked and looked at myself. I didn't like what I saw.

- I told my husband:

I'm so depressed.

Look at me.

I'm getting old and I'm getting fat.

My breasts are drooping.

My butt is getting huge.

And I'm getting wrinkles.

- and that son-of-a-bitch replied:

Don't worry honey. At least your eyesight is still excellent.

- So I went into the living room, and got the poker.

The jury, made up of twelve women, found her "Not Guilty!"