Jokes Menu - Series 4

Seen on Women's T-Shirts at My Gym

  • Guys have feelings too. But like... who cares?

  • I don't believe in miracles. I rely on them.

  • Next mood swing: 6 minutes.

  • I hate everybody, and you're next.

  • Please don't make me kill you.

  • And your point is...?

  • I used to be schizophrenic, but we're ok now.

  • I'm busy. You're ugly. Have a nice day.

  • Warning: I have an attitude and I know how to use it.

  • Remember my name - you'll be screaming it later.

  • You KNOW you want me.

  • Don't worry. It'll only seem kinky the first time...

  • Of course I don't look busy... I did it right the first time.

  • Why do people with closed minds always open their mouths?

  • I'm multi-talented: I can talk and piss you off at the same time.

  • You, me, whipped cream, handcuffs. Any questions?

  • Do NOT start with me. You will NOT win.

  • You have the right to remain silent, so please SHUT UP.

  • All stressed out and no one to choke.

  • I'm one of those bad things that happen to good people.

  • How can I miss you if you won't go away?

  • Sorry if I looked interested. I'm not.

  • If we are what we eat, I'm fast, cheap and easy.

  • Nobody knows I'm not wearing underwear.

  • I'm out of estrogen and I have a gun.