Jokes Menu - Series 4

What Sex are Inanimate Objects?

Ziploc Bags:

male, because they hold everything in, but you can always see right through them.


male, because they are usually unpolished, with their tongues hanging out.


female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm up.


male, because it goes bald and often is over-inflated.

Hot Air Balloon:

male, because to get it to go anywhere you have to light a fire under it.. and, of course, there's the hot air part.


female, because it is soft and squeezable and retains water.


male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up.


female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom.


male, because it hasn't evolved much over the last 10,000 years but it's handy to have around.

Remote Control:

female, because it gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying