The Fifth Floor
An old lady who lived on the fifth floor of an older apartment building, broke her leg. As the doctor put a cast on it, he warned her not to climb the stairs.
Several months later, the doctor took off the cast.
"Can I climb stairs now?" asked the little old lady.
"Yes," he replied.
"Thank goodness!" she said. "I'm sick and tired of going up and down that drainpipe!"
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