Jokes Menu - Series 4

Please Pronounce

Please Pronounce

Two tourists were driving through New Mexico. As they were approaching Alberqueque, they started arguing about the pronunciation of the name.

They argued back and forth until they reached the city and stopped for lunch. As they stood at the counter, one tourist asked the employee:

" Before we order, could you please settle an argument for us? Would you please pronounce where we are...very slowly?"

The clerk leaned over the counter and said:

"Burrrrrr ..... gerrrrrr ........ Kiiiing!