The Tomato Garden
A woman loved growing tomatoes, but couldn't seem to get her tomatoes to fully ripen and turn red. Hers just remined green.
One day while taking a stroll she came upon a gentlemen neighbor who had the most beautiful garden full of huge red tomatoes.
The woman asked the gentlemen,
The gentlemen responded,
The woman was so impressed, she decided to try doing the same thing to her tomato garden to see if it would work. So twice a day for two weeks she walked nude through her garden hoping for the best.
One day the gentlemen was passing by and asked the woman,