Jokes Menu - Series 4

Hearing Again

This elderly gentleman had a serious hearing problem which he did nothing about for a number of years. He was too embarrassed to wear a noticeable hearing aid.

Finally, the problem got so bad he broke down and went to a specialist. The doctor was able to have him fitted for a set of hearing aids that allowed the gentleman to hear perfectly, and yet were almost invisible.

The elderly gentleman went back in a month to the specialist for a routine confirmation that all was well. The doctor tested his hearing and said, "Everything is perfect. Your hearing is now excellent. Your family must be really pleased that you can hear again."

To which the gentleman said, "Oh, I haven't told my family yet. I just sit around and listen to the conversation. I've changed my will three times in the last month!"