Jokes Menu - Series 4

The Three-Legged Chicken

Jack was driving his pickup down a country lane, when suddenly a chicken darted out into the road in front of him. He was just about to slam on his brakes to avoid the chicken when he realized that the chicken has sped on ahead doing about 30 miles per hour.

Amazed, he sped up to follow, but the chicken accelerated faster and faster. Finally the chicken screeched into a turn and went into a small farm. As he turned to follow, Jack noticed that the chicken had three legs.

He pulled to a stop in front of the farm house, and looking around, noticed that all the chickens had three legs.

He said to the farmer "Three-legged chickens? That's amazing!"

The farmer answered "Yep, I breed 'em that way; I just love drumsticks."

Jack: "Well, tell me, how does a three-legged chicken taste?"

Farmer: "Dunno, haven't been able to catch one yet."