Jokes Menu - Series 1

To Feel Like a Woman

A passenger plane on a cross-country trip runs into a terrible storm. The plane gets pounded by rain, hail, wind and lightning. The passengers are screaming. They are sure the plane is going to crash and they are all going to die.

At the height of the storm, a young woman jumps up and exclaims, "I can't take this anymore! I can't just sit here and die like an animal, strapped into a chair. If I am going to die, let me die feeling like a woman! Is anyone here man enough to make me feel like a real woman?"

She sees a hand raise in the back, and a handsome, tall, muscular man smiles and starts to walk up to her seat.

As he approaches her, he takes off his shirt. She sees his huge muscles even in the poor lighting of the plane.

He stands in front of her, shirt in hand, and says to her, "I can make you feel like a real woman before you die. Did you mean what you said? Are really you interested?"

She eagerly nods her head. "Yes!".

As the man hands her his shirt, he says, "Here. Iron this!"