Mother on Bus
A woman got on a bus holding a baby. The bus driver said, That has to be the ugliest baby I've ever seen.
Angrily, the woman slammed her fare into the fare box and took an aisle seat near the rear of the bus. The man seated next to her sensed that she was agitated and asked her what was wrong.
That bus driver insulted me. she fumed.
The man sympathized and said: Why, he's a public servant and shouldn't insult the passengers.
You are so right! She said. 'I think I'll go back up there and give him a piece of my mind.
That's an excellent idea, the man replied. Here, while you go up, let me hold your monkey.