Jokes Menu - Series 3

The Glass Eye Bet

A man walks into a bar and says to the bartender,

"I'll bet you fifty dollars that I can bite my right eye."

The bartender says,

"Yeah, right! I've never seen anyone do that! I'll take your bet"

So the man takes out his glass eye and bites it. The bartender is annoyed, but pays the man his fifty dollars and the man leaves the bar, a little bit richer..

He comes back half an hour later and says,

"I bet you fifty dollars I can bite my left eye."

Now the bartender becomes really skeptical. She says,

"I know your right eye is glass. And I just saw you walk in here twice, so you can't be blind! I'll take your bet"

So he takes out his fake teeth and bites his left eye. The bartender, now annoyed, pays him his money and he leaves the bar.

Half an hour later he returns.

"I'm going to give you a chance to win your money back. I bet you one hundred dollars that I can pee in a glass fifteen feet away."

The bartender knows that this is impossible, so she agrees to the bet and puts a glass exactly fifteen feet away.

The man climbs up on the bar and pees everywhere but the glass.He happily pays a smiling bartender one hundred dollars.

Bewildered, the bartender asks the man why he is so happy.

He replies,

"I bet that man over there one thousand dollars that I could pee all over your bar and you'd be happy as hell."