Jokes Menu - Series 3

The Rules

  • The FEMALE makes The Rules.
  • The Rules are subject to change at any time without prior notification.
  • No MALE can possibly know all The Rules.
  • If the FEMALE suspects the MALE knows The Rules, she must immediately change The Rules.
  • The FEMALE is never wrong.
  • If the FEMALE is mistaken, it is a direct result of something the MALE did or said wrong.
  • The MALE must apologize immediately for causing said misunderstanding.
  • The FEMALE may change her mind at any time.
  • The MALE must never change his mind without the written consent of the FEMALE
  • The FEMALE has the right to be upset or angry at any time.
  • The MALE must remain calm at all times, unless the FEMALE wants him to be angry and/or upset.
  • If the FEMALE has PMS, all The Rules are null and void.
  • The MALE is expected to mind-read constantly and act accordingly.
  • Any attempt to document The Rules could result in actual bodily
  • harm.
  • The MALE who doesn't abide by The Rules can't take the heat, lacks backbone, and is a wimp.