Jokes Menu - Series 3

Birth Control Pills for Seniors

An elderly woman went into the doctor`s office. When the doctor asked why she was there, she replied, "I`d like a prescription birth-control pills."

Taken back, the doctor thought for a minute and then said,

"Excuse me, Mrs. Smith, but you are 72 years old. I know you're healthy for your age, but still... What possible use could you have for birth control pills?"

The woman replied,

"They help me sleep better."

The doctor thought some more and asked,

"How on earth do birth control pills improve your sleep?"

The woman replied,

"It's quite simple. I just put one in my granddaughter`s orange juice every morning and I sleep so much better at night."