An old man approached a beautiful young woman in the aisle of the supermarket.
"Please don't get me wrong, this isn't a pass or anything, but would you mind just standing here and talking to me for a few minutes?"
"But why?" she asked."
"Well, I've just lost my wife somewhere in here and I can't find her. But whenever I start talking to someone as gorgeous as you, the old bat just appears out of nowhere."