Hinduism

Confucianism:

Buddhism:

Zen:

Islam:

Jehovah's Witnesses:

Atheism:

Agnosticism:

Apathetic Agnosticism:

Protestantism:

Catholicism:

Judaism:

Televangelism:

Mormonism:

Rastafarianism:

This shit happened before.

Confucius say: Shit happens.

It is only an illusion of shit happening.

What is the sound of shit happening?

If shit happens, it is the will of Allah.

Knock, knock: 'Shit happens'.

There is no such thing as shit.

Maybe shit happens and maybe it doesn't

Maybe shit happens and maybe it doesn't, who gives a shit!

Shit won't happen if I work harder

If shit happens, I deserve it.

Why does shit always happen to me?

Send money or shit will happen to you.

If shit happens in the Middle East, the same shit happens in the U.S.A.

Let's smoke this shit!