Jokes Menu - Series 2

Traffic Offence

submitted by Tony Fahling

This fella was pulled over for speeding. When the cop asked to see the guys licence and registration, the guy replied "Can't! The car's stolen. Also, I have a loaded pistol in the glovebox and there's a dead body in the trunk."

The cop stepped back and called for back-up. The supervisor arrived and asked if he could see the man's licence and registration.

The guy answered, "Certainly;" and handed the documents over.

The supervisor asked if he could open the glovebox because he had reason to believe there was a gun in it. The guy opened it and said "Look! There's no gun in my glovebox."

Supervisor responded "Are you going to tell me that there isn't a dead body in the trunk either?"

The guy replied. "Of course, there's no dead body in my trunk!"

The supervisor shook his head saying; "I'm confused, this officer back here told me this car was stolen, there was a loaded pistol in the glovebox and that there was a dead body in the trunk.."

The guy answered "Great! I'll bet that lying bastard even told you I was speeding."