Jokes Menu - Series 2

The Cattle Drive

Some old cattlemen were bragging about some of the long cattle drives they had been involved in during their lives. Each tale bettered the others until finally came the best of them all.

"Well," bragged one old timer, "I took part in a drive that took 400 head right from Texas to London, England!"

There was a brief silence before one of the others asked, "How did you get across the Atlantic?"

Quick as lightening came the reply" "Didn't go that way!"