At the Old Folks Home
One day in a retirement home, an old lady and an old man were sitting at the coffee table talking. Out of the blue, the woman stated, I bet I can guess your age.
The old man replied, I really dont think so! But go ahead, give it your best shot.
So the woman responded, OK, take off your pants... Your underpants too... Now turn completely around slowly...
She checked him carefully back and front and continued, OK. Now put your pants back on. Based on everything I saw, you're exactly 84 years old.
The old man, shocked, asked, How did you know?
The old lady replied, You told me yesterday.