The Brothers Losses
Once there were two twins, Joe and John. Joe was the owner of a dilapidated old boat. It so happened that Johns wife died the same day that Joes boat sank.
A few days later, a kindly old woman saw Joe and mistook him for John. She said, I'm sorry to hear about your loss. You must just feel terrible.
Joe thinking that she was talking about his boat, replied, Hell no! In fact, I'm sort of glad to be rid of her. She was a rotten old thing right from the beginning. Her bottom was all shriveled up and she smelled like old dead fish. She was
I guess what finally finished her off was when I rented her to these four guys looking for a good time. I warned them that she wasn't very good, but they wanted to use her anyhow. The fools tried to get in her all at once and she split
The old lady turned white and left without a further word.