What happened when the cat went to the flea circus?
He stole the whole show!

Where does a cat go when it loses its tail?
The retail store.

How is a cat lying down like a coin ?
Because he has his head on one side and his tail on the other !

Did you hear about the cat who drank 5 bowls of water?
He set a new lap record.

Did you hear about the cat who swallowed a ball of wool?
She had mittens.

What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim ?
An octopuss !

What do you call a cat that drinks vinegar?
A sour puss.

If there are ten cats on a boat and one jumps off, how many cats are left on the boat?
None! They were copy cats.

Is it bad luck if a black cat follows you?
That depends on whether you're a man or a mouse.

How does the cat get its own way?
With friendly purrsuasion.