What is a cats favourite colour ?
Purrrple of course !!
Did you hear about the cat who drank 5 bowls of water?
He set a new lap record.
Did you hear about the cat who swallowed a ball of wool?
She had mittens.
What is the difference between a cat and a comma?
One has the paws before the claws and the other has the clause before the pause.
What do you get when you cross a chick with an alley cat?
A peeping tom.
Why don't cats play poker in the jungle?
Too many cheetahs.
What is a cat's favourite song?
Three Blind Mice.
What did the freshman computer science major say when he was told that the work stations had mice?
Don't you have a cat?
What is a cat's way of keeping law & order?