Cat Quotations

  • "Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will pee on your computer." Bruce Graham

  • "As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat."
    Ellen Perry Berkeley

  • "One cat just leads to another." Ernest Hemingway

  • "Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many ailments, but I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia." Joseph Wood Krutch

  • "People that hate cats, will come back as mice in their next life."
    Faith Resnick

  • "There are many intelligent species in the universe. They are all owned by cats." Anonymous

  • "I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior." Hippolyte Taine

  • "No heaven will ever a Heaven be;
    Unless my cats are there to welcome me." Anonymous

  • "The cat has too much spirit to have no heart." Ernest Menaul

  • "Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God." Anonymous

  • "Time spent with cats is never wasted." Colette

  • "I got rid of my husband. The cat was allergic." Anonymous

  • "Managing senior programmers is like herding cats." Dave Platt

  • "Cats aren't clean, they're just covered with cat spit." Anonymous

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