The Top Ten Things a Cat Thinks About

  1. I could have sworn I heard a can opener.
  2. Is there something I'm not getting when humans make noise with their mouths?
  3. Why doesn't the government do something about dogs?
  4. I wonder if Morris really liked 9-lives, or did he have an ulterior motive?
  5. If dogs serve humans, and humans serve cats, why can't we ever get those STUPID dogs to do anything for us?
  6. This looks like a good spot for a nap.
  7. Hey! No kidding! I'm sure that's the can opener.
  8. Would humans have built a vast and complex civilisation of their own if we cats hadn't given them a reason to invent sofas and can openers in the first place.
  9. If there's a God, how can He allow neutering?
  10. If that really was the can opener, I'll going to play finicky just to let THEM know who's boss!

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